Your hair…is amazing.
Yeah…it kind of glows.
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
1st month of school: look nice & dress nice.
The rest of the school year: rocking the homeless grandma look.
